At Home Conversation Part 1…

The whole family was in the living room and Jack was having fun playing Nintendo Wii. All of a sudden Jack stops playing, pauses the game, turns to us:

Jack: I think I went poo-poo in my pants.

Aya: What?

Miles: Either you did or did not.

Jack: Umm, yes I have poo-poo in my pants


Aya takes Jack to the bathroom and this is what I hear:


Aya: Yes, there is poop.

Aya: WAIT don’t move…it dropped on the floor.

Aya: Do you have to make more poo-poo

Jack: No

Aya: Are you sure?

Jack: Yes. I am all done.

Jack: Do I have to wash my hands?

Aya: No, but I have to wash my hands picking up your poop from the floor.