Every morning when Jack wakes up he comes into my room, lays down and we watch a little tv before we go to Grandpa’s house. Before Jack can get into our bed, I always tell Jack to change his diaper, go pee and put on his underwear.
I guess that has been the routine for quite sometime now so I am used to getting out of bed when he comes in so I can help him change his clothes. After Jack is done peeing, I usually have to pee as well and it just seems like it is a waste of water to have him pee, flush, then I pee and flush so now Jack and I pee at the same time.
The other day I was pretty tired and kind of just moving on auto pilot. I was getting ready to pee, Jack was getting ready to pee when all of a sudden I hear:
Jack: HEY!!
Miles: What’s wrong
Jack: STOP!!!!! You are peeing on my FOOT!!!
Miles: Huh, whoops. <Guess I over shot the toilet and squirted some onto Jack’s foot)
Jack: I am not cleaning that up. *YOU* are cleaning that up and you have to wipe up my foot.
Miles: Yes, sorry dude I wasn’t paying attention.
I think it was my sub-conscious trying to pay back Jack for all the times he pees in his bed and I have to wash his clothes and sheets before I go to work.
