Monday, July 17, 2006

Fatherhood - Part 1

Lately a few married folks have been asking me what I thought about fatherhood. I think I scared a few of them off, but I thought I should share my stories with anyone else thinking about starting a family. We will start off easy today.


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Fatherhood - Part 1 - Shi-ko shivers:

Aya noticed that at random times during the day JT kind of shakes and shivers. The shake and shiver doesn't last very long but it is noticeable. I saw it a few times and I didn't think anything of it. Aya asked me about it on Sunday.

Aya: Do you think JT shakes and shivers when he goes to the bathroom.
Miles: Yup
Aya: I think so too.
Miles: Yeah dude, he is taking a squirt.
Aya: You think? Why?
Miles: Because when he takes a dump his face gets red and his eyes water.
Miles: When he shakes and shivers he has the shi-ko shivers.

Aya: What is the shi-ko shivers??
Miles: It is when you take a piss your body kind of shivers when you are done.
Aya: Really?
Miles: Yeah, you never watched guys take a piss?
Aya: No. Why is called shi-ko shivers??
Miles: Hmm, I dunno. I just know that is what it is called and what happens.
Miles: Welcome to the world of men!

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