Our usual guys only Christmas gift exchange was expanded to include girls this year. The rules were simple:
1. a $20 gift
2. We draw numbers to decide who picks first.
3. A gift can be stolen up to 3 times before it can no longer be stolen.
4. No porn this year as a gift.
I thought I brought the best gift of the night…a Snuggie and a framed picture of myself!!
Sadly…or not so sadly a better gift was brought as the dentist of the group brought:
Which he got from his work…obviously…”NOT FOR RETAIL SALE”. The cheap bastard didn’t even include $20 bucks because the person that got his present wasn’t there!
Merry Christmas!

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