20 Months...

About a week late but JT is 20 months old now. We also decided to throw in the towel in training JT to sleep in his own room. He starts off in his own room for 2-4 hours, then wakes up and comes into our room.

He doesn't sleep in our bed but I made a little crappy make shift bed on the floor. It is not as comfortable as his bed but if he wants to sleep on the ground like a dog then so be it. In any case, it works for him and Aya and I are back to getting are normal amount of rest. Maybe even more for me as I stopped watching ESPN in bed as JT is usually in our room by 11.

JT with his favorite monster truck:

A-duh...JT with his buck-tooth impression:

JT playing with his car set cheering on his victory:

Jeffs Belated Bday...

Nothing like celebrating a bday over a month later but we finally got together to celebrate Jeff's belated birthday. Now he is old just like Jenny and I.

Of course in the first take Melanie, Jenny and Aya weren't ready but Jeff and JT are smiling:

Naturally in the set up and posed picture everyone is okay except JT:

This is the type of after dinner entertainment Jeff gets:

Followed up by the more obnoxious attention getting pose:

Oh yeah, and JT barfed on the floor during dinner. Going out to dinner with a kid is a whole new dining experience!

Work Topics...

Okay the last entry about work this week. When I started UMG it was decent. I liked the work but I had no one to talk too. Jeff and Carlynn have now joined UMG so the 3 of us each lunch together and the work topics have started flowing again.

What is a work topic? Basically just a question that we all have to answer. Here is the topic we have been mulling over the past few days:

Scenario:

You have a g/f
Your female friend has a b/f
Your g/f was not friends with your female friend before you met.
The female friends b/f is not part of your circle of friends.
Your female friend is attractive

You win round trip tickets to Europe for 2 months but your g/f can't go and so your female friend takes her spot. This is your first trip and your friend's first trip to Europe.

You get along great during your 2 month trip. Since you are on a tight budget because you don't earn a lot of money you share a hotel room and a bed.

Here is the question: Do you hook up with your female friend at any point during the trip? If no, then if she makes the first move do you reciprocate?

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Naturally my answer was DEFINATELY!! To both the hook up and if she makes the first move. 2 months, touring new cities, drinking every night, sharing a room and a bed. You would totally have to hook up.

Now, I didn't say I would dump my g/f. I just said I would hook up with my friend on the vacation.

The Wenis Report...

As you get older you meet more people from friends, work functions, spouses co-workers, etc. Inevitatbly you make idle chit-chat which leads to that question, "So what do you do?"

What do I do? I have a feeling not a lot of people know what I do, nor do I tend to explain it to most people either.

The simple answer is I.T. The problem with saying I.T. is that people automatically assume this means I fix computers and I am available at their disposal to fix their computers. Sadly, this is not what I do. Honestly, I am not that good at fixing computers. You are better off asking some geeky 14 year old kid. Granted, I may know a little more about computers than most...but really not a lot. I don't mind looking at people's PC's when they have a problem but really PC support is not my thing.

I did start my 'real world' career in desktop support but that was on Windows 95 and 98. Yeah, windows isn't even on numbers anymore it is XP or VISTA.

In any case, I am sure my parents think I fix computer or program computers. I even asked Aya if she knows. She attempted to throw out some key words that she learned while covering tech stocks but she wasn't even close.

Thus, I have the job that the TV show Friends character Chandler Bing has. I create the Wenis report!

The real answer is that many companies don't even know how to classify my position. Sometimes my title is a Business Analyst or Sr. Systems Engineer or BI Developer. Right now, my title is Sr. MicroStrategy Engineer.

What I do is simply called data warehouse. The key phrase in the industry is Buisness Intelligence. In a nut shell, we take existing legacy systems that contain various data. For example, the company has one system that contains marketing data and another system contains financial data. In order to get reports you have to run one report from each system. What I do is gather the relevant data from both systems, bring them into one system and then allow the user the ability via icon or drag and drop features to create ONE report that has data from both systems.

Hopefully that one report contains the key information to help that analyst make the correct business decision to drive the business. More often than not the analysts aren't as bright my fellow BI Engineers so we often have to create the reports for the user as well.

Of course there is more too it like maintaining the system, improving query time, supporting user questions, etc. but our goal is to retrieve the relevant data to allow the business to make informed decisions.

Nothing glamorous. Nothing exciting. Nothing like desktop support. This is what I do. I am sure Sunil will have some sort of technical comment about what we really do, but this explanation is for the non I.T. folks.

Oh yeah, data warehouse people also have the god-like complex. We rock. People yell at desktop support people about their PC's not working. People worship us because we help them save time...sometimes so much time that our automation can eliminate their job! It is no wonder I am the Greatest!!!

On the Clock...

Since work has been so busy lately, this week I will write all about work. Already sounds like it is a boring week of posting!

Okay, I get back from my vacation and I get called into HR. I didn't think anything about it. I figured they were going to tell me that I can't take vacation and then follow it up with a sick day. I knew it would look bad but I really was sick.

Once I get into the HR office the VP of IT joins us. Hmm, this is interesting. The HR Admin tells me there is a policy change. The policy change is that almost all IT people on salary will now go hourly. The basically take my salary divide by 80 hours then divide by number of pay checks to get my hourly rate. Nothing outrageous there.

Here is the catch. I am moving to what they called hourly exempt. I still get my benefit and my salary is the same...however I know have to clock in and out and if I work LESS than 40 hours I get paid only the hours I work. Fair...sure.

Now, if I work MORE than 40 hours...say 45 hours then I do not get paid time in a half because according to California Fair Labor, IT professionals make a greater hourly rate and are not eligible for time and a half. In addition, I will NOT be paid the 5 extra hours of straight time.
UMG is also on a tight budget so they don't want to pay people to work more than 40 hours.

Two ways to look at this. One, I get paid MORE money because now I will only work 40 hours. Nothing more...but possibly less if I take long lunches or go to the doctor, etc.

Two, my deliverables possibly could be delayed because now if the server is down and I am at 40 hours, I can tell me boss...going home. Server will have to wait until tomorrow and my boss can't tell me to stay. Supposedly, my boss needs to tell me 2 weeks in advance that I need to work late.

We have a meeting in 2 weeks to hear all the details and what is fact or fiction. Either way looks like the company only wants people working 40 hours. Can you feel the morale lowering? Can you sense attrition? Perhaps outsourcing down the road? Perhaps severance is lower for hourly people?

Oh, I almost forgot. At the very end HR puts a settlement agreement in front of me. If I agree to go hourly, I will be cut an off-cycle settlement check saying I will not pursue any lawsuit against UMG. If I don't sign, no settlement and I will still have to go hourly.

Yes....I signed and took the money!! I went to UMG to only work 40 hours anyway!

Sleep...

Yes, I know I have been behind on the update last week. Work was busy and the sleep training with JT hasn't been going well.

I am thinking taking JT's crib away might have been a mistake. Even though JT likes sleeping on the mattress he has never slept through the night in a crib. I don't know why I thought he would sleep through the night on a mattress.

The lack of sleep for the past week, busy at work, more traffic has all lead to me being extremely grouchy. Aya isn't fairing that well either.

Right now our typical night schedule is:

JT goes to sleep at 8:00 pm
JT wakes up again at 10:30 or 11:00 pm
JT wakes up again at 2:00 or 3:00 am
JT wakes up again at 4:00 am
JT wakes up again at 5:00 am
JT wakes up again at 5:30 am
JT wakes up again at 6:00 am

As you can see the most sleep at one point is a 4 hour stretch. In addition, the 4:00, 5:00, 5:30, 6:00 all means that JT can be up for good at that hour. Typically 5:30 is JT's wake up time now.

I think I might have to abandon the sleep training and just let JT cry is out...which still means no sleep.

So fast...

This is my favorite picture that yy parents took. JT loves to water the plants and play with the garden hose.
Where has all the time gone? Seems like I was just complaining last week about JT being a baby and now he it like a little person. We took down his crib this weekend. Ever since we came back from Hawaii JT just H-A-T-E-S the crib. He looks at it like prison.

Normally, I am not a 'softie' but when we put JT in the crib he would cry and then 'sign' good boy...promising he would be good if he didn't have to go in the crib. Normally, I would just leave him in the crib and let him cry but now that he is communicating more I just had to pull him out. Thus, JT is cribless and just sleeping on his mattress now. For the past week, I have been sleeping on the floor next to him in his room trying to train him to stay on the mattress and stay in his room at night.

Unfortunately, it isn't working out so well. JT gets up at 12:00 am, 4:00 am and 5:00 am...which means not a lot of sleep for me...as well as sleeping on the floor. We almost bought a toddler bed on the weekend but we decided to try out just the mattress for now. Hopefully JT will sleep thru the night soon.

Vacation pictures...

Happy Friday everyone! Here are pictures from our vacation:

Vacation...

I have to say the vacation to Maui and Oahu was better than I expected. I was prepared for the worst as I wasn't sure how JT would travel on the plane or adapt to the time change.

Surprisingly JT made it to Maui without a problem. He napped for the first half of the trip and stared at kids the other half of the trip. The inter island flight was no problem for JT either. We did have problems with JT flying back home as he cried for 30 minutes straight as we prepared to take off. He slept half the trip and then was pretty antsy the other half but all in all it wasn't so bad.

JT had fun at the beach and the pool as well. I think the biggest fun JT had was on Oahu visiting all his cousins. JT has a lot of cousins near his age and he had so much fun running around and playing with everyone at Uncle Ted's house.

I suppose it wasn't the 'ideal' vacation Aya and I were used to taking before we had JT...but it was fun watching JT play. I guess it will just be different types of vacations now. More than anything it was nice not to have a phone, laptop or email. I didn't even get the newspaper for 2 weeks.

Stay tuned...pictures coming tomorrow!

Vacation Filler...

You know how people say, "You need a vacation from your vacation." Sadly, I really caught JT's cold and I am sick yet again. I didn't get around to finishing all the pictures for the website as I have just been trying to get everything in order around the house after being gone for 2 weeks.

The day before we left for Maui, I heard on Access Hollywood or some show that Paris Hilton was going to Hawaii. That could mean, Maui, Oahu, Kauai or the Big Island. We headed over to the Wailea shopping center for dinner and we noticed a crowd with papparazzi. Yup, Paris Hilton in Maui. That is her in the white dress and big brown hat.


Mall security was trying to hold the paparazzi back and needed to call in the Maui police.

On the flight back we Tyson Chandler (NBA Player on the Hornets) was on our flight. Aya and JT took a picture with him at baggage claim. Tyson was kind of bending down as well.

That was our celebrity sightings on vacation.

Guess who is back??

What's up my faithful and loyal followers!! I bet you missed me. Sadly, I missed none of you as I in Maui for 8 days and Oahu for 4 days. I had no email, no computer, no phone...it was fabulous.

Aya and I just got in late this afternoon, so I am busy catching up. Just wanted to let you know that I will be back to regular postings.

In the meantime, I have this ONE video clip from vacation. This is what happens when you try to play catch with JT....my Uncle found out the hard way:

Phone manners...

How many of you out there pee when talking on the phone to a significant other? How many of you poop when talking on the phone to your significant other?

Aya and I watched this dating show and that was one of the questions. Aya thought it was gross and asked if I ever done it.

Naturally I said YES and I have done it to her...MANY times. I can't be the only one that does it. I am thinking a high percentage of people do it....they just don't tell people they do it.

Carnival...

We went to the Venice Community Center Carnival on Saturday. I don't recommended drinking at a daytime wedding and then heading towards a carnival. The kids, the noise, the smoke from the cooking...not a good combination.

In any case, Aya and I thought JT might like to play some carnival games. At first he just wanted to see everything and run around. Notice the 'furry' thing around JT's body...that is a leash.

Yup, I felt bad leashing JT but it helps so he can't just take off running. We originally bought it to use at the airport. Now, it really isn't so bad. He can run the length of the leash...which is only 2-3 feet.

Those carnival games are a rip off!! JT was going through my money like water. And for what? These crummy little toys you get at the 99 cent store! JT just had fun throwing the balls around. He didn't undertand the concept of any of the games...I think he just had fun throwing the balls and making the workers pick them all up.

Next time, we will send Aunty Dawn to the carnival with JT. Afterall Aunty can't say, "No" to her only nephew. Maybe Aunty Dawn can win JT a $40 goldfish. :)

Urinals...

The other day Aya and I got on the subject of urinals. Aya thought urinals were gross and how weird it must be to watch other guys pee.

I didn't understand her comment about 'watching other guys pee' and asked Aya to elaborate. Aya said that there is no privacy and that don't guys 'look'?

I told her maybe "GAY" guys look. Most guy look straight ahead or up...but from the corner of your eye if you notice the other dude turning towards you then you have look at the dude and ask, "What the hell you doing?"

I suppose you do sorta look at some guys at the urinal. There are some guys that literally stand right OVER the urinal. I mean if they were to turn around there butt would be sitting in the damn urinal.

There are the other guys that stand like a foot away and pee. I am a little leary of those guys as when their 'stream' starts to get weak then the pee misses the urinal and hits the floor....splattering my shoes.

Then there are the guys that just pee side to side like they are writing their name. Granted, I have done that as well, but not when other dudes stand next to me. Plus, I don't do that at my house. Now in a public place, who cares where or how I pee.

If I am at a club, I just pee all over the toilet, the toilet paper, the handle, cups, beer bottles...doesn't matter. I don't care. Yes, I know sick. True...but sick. What can I say...it is a guy thing.

So the real reason Aya and I were talking about urinals is that I told her about me peeing at work the other day. I had to use the lower urinal...which I don't like as much. I guess sometimes at the lower ones I get lazy and tend to not look where I pee so I could pee on the floor or my shoe.

In any case, this dude was next to me and I had to take this big piss like I had been drinking all night long. I decided to concentrate and try to 'melt' the fresh air mint that the janitors put in the urinal. Well, I had my big pee and I was pissing on the mint...but I didn't realize that the angle of the mint was a little off. Instead of my pee going down the drain, it was richochetting just off the top of the drain.

Why is that a problem? Well, I didn't realize it until I felt a sort of dampness on my pants. I look down and all the spray had bounced off the mint and onto my khaki's!! ARGH! Stupid pee mint.

Since I am at work, there isn't much I can do, so I just wash my hands and go back to work. The pee dries in a few minutes...no harm, no foul. Aya just thinks that it was gross to wear those pants the rest of the day. The sad part is I can't remember which khaki it was and I hung them back in the closet to wear again!!

19 Months...

Where has all the time gone? At times it feels like it has been 28 LONG months (19 months since JT was born and 9 months for Aya's pregnancy). At other times it feels as though the time has just gone by in the blink of an eye.

I see JT everyday and there are days or weeks when I think nothing is different with him. Then there are days and weeks where it just seems like he is learning, communicating, moving and growing.

When I look back on the pictures we have I already think, "Man this sucker is getting big." I remember when he was just a blob that didn't move. Ahh, *THAT* was a good time...I just didn't know it. Then came the rolling, crawling, walking and now running away when he sees you turn your head!

Here is the piggy nose goober at 19 months old!

Cross eyed, buck toothed, elvis lip, star trek side burn, crooked nostril, pig nose all topped off with a little drool coming out of the side of his mouth. Impressive!!