Roofie's aren't just a drug for girls...

Well the start of this story goes back to my anniversary entry:

http://milesthegreat.blogspot.com/2009/04/palm-springs-part-i.html


What I failed to mention in the story was that I think Aya put a roofie in my drink and she took advantage of me. I was sure I was saying, "No-No-No...well maybe....okay." Still, a "No" is a no in my book.

So the moral of the story boys and girls is be careful when having sex or else this might happen 30 days later:

Yes! It is true. Aya is 3 months pregnant!!

We had decided that if it happens it happens but Aya was 100% sure that she could not get pregnant without getting the magic herbs from voodoo Victor. I think Aya ditched voodoo Victor for the neighborhood drug dealer. She boozed my up, drugged me and had her way with me!!

So far everything has been going okay. Aya had really bad morning sickness. She was sick almost every day and all day. She would throw up 6 times a day and sleep whenever she wasn't working.

Get this, the doctor prescribed an anti-nausea medicine. We didn't think anything of it so we went to get it filled. The pharmacy called back to be sure we wanted to fill it because without insurance it would cost $1200!! YUP, that is $1,200.00 N-O-T $12.00. With insurance it was $200.00 buck for 20 pills. At first we said no but Aya got sicker so we filled the prescription.

We thought it would the medicine would be the be-all cure for her but the pill only gave Aya 5 nausea free hours which Aya used for work.

Luckily now Aya is doing better and able to keep down meals. The doctor thinks we are having a girl but we won't know for sure for another 8 weeks.

We also went to a geneticist for detailed testing for Tay-sachs and Downs. Apparently this test didn't exist 4 years ago but it does now. The test was amazing. The detail of the baby at 12 weeks...with a 4-D picture. We got to see the baby on a 42" plasma and the baby looks huge but in fact it is probably only an inch big now. The girl doing the sonogram test also thinks it is a girl as well.

Well, I guess that is it. My life is officially over now. No more going out. No more sleep again. More diaper, bottles, forumla, wipes, spit up, car seats....ugh. I saw the light at the end of the tunnel...it was there....so close...within my grasp....and now I am sucked back in!!!

Okay, this is it. Two kids. Only two. No three. Don't ask. The answer is NO-NO and a thousand million times NO. TWO is our limit.

Do you know I will be 57 when the second child has the chance to leave the house? 57 could be the earliest on when I will be home alone with just me and Aya...assuming Jack and the child to be named later leaves the nest at age 18.

Oh yeah, if it is a girl, I am rooting for the name Jill so please, please root for this name and help me convince Aya that Jill is a good name.