I love this part. It made me laugh almost every day. There was an evite for Jenny's birthday which I actually read on time and then declined for better offers that day. =)
The funny part is that 4 of the 5 people that did not reply to Jenny's party are long time friends! hahahahahhaha!!
What is even better is when I went back tonight to try to cut and paste my rude comment in I found out that the party was now cancelled! hahahaha. Oh yeah....HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNY!
As an early bday present I researched your butt problem and maybe this is what happened:
According to WebMD, an anal fissure is “a tear in the lining of the lower rectum (anus) that causes pain during bowel movements.” Anal fissures are caused by vigorous stretching of the anal canal. A fissure may develop if you are constipated and try to pass a large, hard stool; if you don’t relax your anal muscles (sphincter muscles) during a bowel movement; or sometimes after repeated diarrhea.
Maybe Ron and Jeff will buy you some Ex-Lax for your bday! =)
4 comments:
Thanks for posting Miles since I never received the evite. I think it has an incorrect email address??? Otherwise, I would have responded. Not sure what Jeff's excuse is though. Ha ha. Just kidding Jeff.
Miles-
Don't you think this was a bit cruel, even for you?
Jen-
At the moment, I'm not quite sure why I agreed to marry him....
A.
oh, by the way...the party is not cancelled - they just removed all the "No's"...
ron-
what? i thought i overheard you and jeff both say on sunday that you were going to boycott jenny's birthday. =)
jen-
aya married me because of my rugged good looks, witty intellect and my all around charm. i dunno how you can forget. not only am i the greatest person aya knows but i am the greatest person you ALL know!
yes, i know your party wasn't cancelled...but i declined again this morning with erin! hahahhaa! i just wanted to see how many times i could say NO.
aya-
nope, not cruel. how can the facts be cruel? plus it is jenny's birthday...i guess today must be a good vision day for her because she was able to read.
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