Did you know Aya got a second job? Vice President of Research by day and underwear police at night. It seems as though Aya loves to inspect and critique my underwear.
Apparently, it isn't okay to keep old underwear. No, not old underwear as in the underwear that I wore in high school. Old as in a few years old....all broken in....all nice and soft....and maybe with a few extra holes that weren't there before.
How did 'extra' holes get in my underwear...I have no idea. Do I care? No. Do I wonder? No. Aya on the other hand thinks it is one of the world's greatest mysteries as how I get holes in my underwear and how it doesn't bother me. I think of it as 'extra' ventilation. More fresh air that comes in and out...extra holes to get rid of 'foul' air.
I like to think of it as it isn't 'old' underwear it is kind of like 'bonus' underwear. I have underwear with 'extra' features not found in new, starchy underwear.
So, just a heads up...if you think Aya is checking you out...she is just making her rounds as the underwear police!
5 days ago
8 comments:
Isn't it bad enough that you have holes in your underwear? Must you broadcast this fact to everyone who reads your blog?
Besides, no one else has to LOOK at you in your hole-ridden underwear but me and JT and JT isn't old enough to complain. Plus, I will NOT have my child tell me that it is ok to wear holey underwear, just cuz daddy does. Unacceptable.
chief commissioner of underwear-
no one asks you STARE at my when i wear my hole-y underwear.
instead of spending money willy-nilly on 'new' underwear, JT can have that savings for college.
actually, you can blame my dad because he had hole-y underwear when i grew up. all guys have old, hole-y underwear.
Way too much information about you and your father
It's better holey than saggy with skid marks.
Hilarious post! Ur posts are prolly the only moment during the day that make me really 'THINK'
CCU puts forward valid points though!!
Verdict: Due to repeat offences, the NFL bans you from wearing holey underwear for the 2008 season!
Pacman Jones would not get any opportunity to appeal and has been reprimanded by the CCU for airing out his feelings to the media!!
Sunil-
If my posts are the only thing that make you "THINK" during the day that means you have an easier job now than at LMB! =)
I am just trying to like PacMan Jones with my holey underwear...I am trying to make it rain! Plus, holes mean easy access at the strip clubs!
see, miles...it IS a vicious cycle. I agree with the Chief Commissioner of underwear...holey underwear is unacceptable. If it's old, it should get the boot.
aya - thank GOD no one else has to look at miles in his hole-ridden underwear. that's a visualization that is currently making me a little ill. on the flip side, at least he doesn't flip his underwear like some anonymous posters on this site...
anon - you've stopped this practice, haven't you?????
jen-
that is just mean to call Ron out like that. maybe ron stopped flipping it inside out because of all the skid marks!
hmm, maybe i will take a picture of my holey underwear for you. good idea.
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