Changing diapers is kind of like the Discovery channels dirty job's. Being this is my first (and most likely last) child, diaper changing was new for me. At first it just strange changing a babies diaper.
The first week the poop is a black, sticky tar like substance. Very strange. The next few months it is yellow and looks like bird seed. Not so bad, kinda liquid and pasty...no smell...no worries.
After 6 months, the JT starting eating solid food. Well now...I too eat solid foods. What does that translate too? Yup, smelly poop. Being a 6 month old doesn't eat a whole lot, JT doesn't have big poop...but they are smelly.
Fast forward 6 months to a year old. Yup, big ole poop. Ron, see below:
Ron, this is what you will have to look foward too one day. The poop is too big and stinky to go in the diaper pail, so now *** I *** have to ***GRAB*** the poop and throw it in the toilet. It went from bizarre poop, to smelly poop, to touching smelly poop!So to everyone out there thinking about having kids...no one tells you this stuff...and no one shows it either. No need to thank me. I wish someone had warned me about this....crap.
3 comments:
Why do I get a poop dedication??? YUCK!!! Doesn't Jeff or Jenny deserve one before me??
By the way, what happened to JT's head?
what the hell happened to your kid??? did you beat him with that big poop??? that looks like a big owie!!!
ron-
you get the poop dedication because you always send me the fart and poop xmas cards!
jen & ron-
that isn't a big cut on JTs head that is a scorpion band-aid which looks like a big cut.
jt, does have an owie on his head as he tripped and fell and hit the corner of the bar stools at my parents.
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