Not a whole lot is different in the New Year. I went to drink my customary Orange Juice and I thought, "Hmm. Interesting. Pulp."
See, I do not like pulp in my orange juice, unless it is freshly squeezed and being served to be while I watch the sun rise over the ocean. So, that means I don't like pulp in my orange juice.
Miles: I have pulp in my OJ.
Aya: Really. I bought the OJ with no pulp.
Miles: Um, no. I don't think you did.
Aya: I got the one that says NO PULP.
Miles: You know I don't like pulp.
Aya: I know. That is why I *GOT* the one with *NO* pulp.
Miles: Okay, lets take a look-sey.

Miles: Hmm. This carton of OJ has labels that clearly say, "LOTS OF PULP"
Aya: HAHAHAHHAHA! I didn't even read the label.
Clearly that was an understatement, as the LOTS OF PULP lable is on both sides of the carton.
I guess Aya and I are another year older and it shows. We went to go and see Casino Royale. When the movie started Aya tells me the volume in the theater is pretty loud. I thought it was average.
When we are leaving the theater, I asked Aya are you hungry? Aya says something to me that I couldn't quite make out and thought was rather strange:
Miles: What? You want me to call you Tito?
Aya: Huh?
Miles: Did you just say, "I want you to call me Tito?"
Aya: NO. I said, "I have to pee though.
Yup, this how Aya and I started off our 2007.

2 comments:
that is freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
I double that....that is freaking HILARIOUS!!!
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