Ninja...

For a FOBBER, Aya is the worst NINJA ever!! My definition of ninja is too be quiet and stealthy. You obviously need those skills to sneak up and kill someone.

At home I refer to "Being Ninja" as being quiet. Aya stinks. In the middle of the night, if Aya wakes up to use the bathroom you would think she would, 'be ninja'. Nope. Turns the light on. Opens the door loudly. Steps on the floor to make it creak loud. Those are all ways to NOT be ninja and wake me up.

The other night, Aya had the simple task of 'being ninja' to go into JT's room and turn off the humidifier. After 5 minutes I forgot what she was doing and noticed she wasn't back yet. Sure enough, I hear JT start to cry. It took 5 minutes for Aya to 'be ninja' and even then she couldn't sneak up on a 1 year old baby and turn the humidifier one click to the left!

Anyone know of a ninja class where I can sign up Aya??