JT, Aya and I went to my parents house for dinner on Sunday. The topic of conversation turned into how smelly JT's poops are. My parents said now that he has human poop (instead of running, wet, diarrhea kind) they flush it down the toilet. I thought that was stupid, but given they smell so much I am willing to try it.
JT takes a crap while we eat dinner so I change him. I think, hmm, I guess I should take the diaper and flush the poop down the toilet. It isn't so easy trying to get the poop outta the diaper with wet naps in the diaper. To top it off it still smells and looks funny too. Ever see orange poop? Try eating ONLY carrots, butternut squash and mangos. ORANGE poop.
Okay, no problem, we eat dinner and come home. I am lounging around the house, give JT a bath when we notice the answering machine light flashing. We play the message and it' my sister:
You better check your feet. I think someone stepped in poop, because there are poop stains in the bathroom and on the blanket JT was playing on.
Interesting. I check my feet and there are brown marks. I tell Aya to smell it and she is NO WAY!! Yup, I got poop on my ankles and on my foot. I mean like streaks of poop!!! How it got there, I dunno, but NO MORE shaking out poop from the diaper into the crapper. Good thing this was at my parents house.
5 days ago

3 comments:
nice... i hope you at least offered to clean up your folks bathroom... or did you make dawn do it??
jeff-
how can i offer to clean it up? i only had a message on the machine. plus, i don't want to clean it up...thats gross.
Hey Miles-
I think that is a sign for you to come out of retirement to start playing basketball again! If you can't even score the orange poop into the bowl anymore, I think you need to get back on the court to tidy up your game!!!
Orange poop??? Yuckkkk!!! Never heard of orange poop!!!! On the bright side, at least JT color coordinates his poop with his sunglasses!! How sad, those loud sunglasses brainwashed JT into making orange his favorite color!
Hey Uncle Jeff, time to buy JT a new color sunglasses!
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