Aya Stories

Well it seems like last week everyone enjoyed reading about my math skills. Glad that everyone got a good chuckle out of the stories. Hopefully I won't have many more of those stories. Since last week here are stories about Aya:

Aya and I were getting JT ready for his bath. I was running the water and filling up his tub. Aya was taking off JT's clothes and getting him ready for the bath. When the tub filled up, Aya gently started lowering JT into the tub:

Aya: L000000-ookkkkkkk at the liquid. It looks wet.
Miles: What? Of course it is wet, it is water!

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Aya and I got into bed. We were starting to get all comfy cozy:

Aya: "pppppppffffffttttttbbbbb"
Miles: Damn! That better not be a stinky dutch oven fart.
Aya: No, it is not.
Miles: 'toot'
Aya: Is it stinky?
Miles: I dunno, I am not trying to smell it. Plus, I think you made a dutch oven.
Aya: No way, your fart is smelly. Silent but deadly.
Miles: What? It wasn't silent. Didn't you hear it?
Miles: This is silent.
Miles: That would be silent and deadly. If you hear something then it isn't silent.
Aya: Good god!! It stinks!!
Miles: I knew you made a dutch oven!! No wonder I like sleeping by myself!