Our conversations

Does anyone else have conversations like this:

Aya: Did you just fart?
Miles: Umm, maybe.
Aya: Did you??
Miles: hahaha, yeah…<sniff-sniff>…but I don’t smell anything.
Aya: That is because your head isn’t near your ass but my head is right there! (Aya was laying in my lap on the sofa.)

A few minutes later:

Miles: Dude, your breath hella stinks.
Aya: <HHARRGHHPPHH > (aya blowing breath in my face) Huh?
Miles: Dude, I just said you have dragon breath and then you breath right on my face.
Miles: What’s wrong with you?? Good god. My face is about to melt.
Miles: What the heck do you do to get your breath so stanky??
Aya: You just farted on me, what are you complaining about?

Or this one:

Miles: Did you try to clean the stove grill?
Miles: Did you spill making breakfast?
Aya: Oh yeah, I tried to do something fancy and flip my egg.
Aya: I missed and it spilled.
Miles: Why would you do that?
Miles: Now I have to clean that mess, since you only ½ half-assed your cleaning.
Miles: Just wait. When you aren’t pregnant and you have to clean the floors again.
Miles: I am going to try to do something fancy….
Miles: ….like pee behind my back…maybe it lands in the toilet…maybe it doesn’t.