Okay, so the first two days on the new job is like any two days. You are the new guy. You are trying to fit in. All is good. I can't say it is great and I can't say it sucks. It is just alright for now. I can comment about the crapper. There is like 100 LowerMyBills employee's. Say half are women, so that leaves 50 guys for 3 toilets and a urinal. That makes for a pretty busy bathroom. I like to do my business and not feel rushed or hurried.
Well today I came home and explained that to Aya. I then proceeded to fart a smelly and told Aya I gotta go take a crap. So here I am at home. 2 people and 1 toilet. What happens?! Do I get privacy? No!! Aya bangs on the door and says I have a phone call. WHAT?!
1. I just told her that I can't take an enjoyable crap at work because it is busy;
2. I just told her I am taking a crap;
3. I have told her do not bother me in the bathroom.
So now I am interrupted and just mad. Of course I yell at her for not giving me some peace and quiet while on the throne. Naturally Aya tries to cry and justify bothering me. She wanted to know if I was in the crapper. Lets review again:
1. I told her I was in the crapper;
2. The bathroom door was closed;
3. The bathroom radio was on signalling I was either taking a crap or showering;
4. The bathroom fan was on.
It is not like we have a shortage of bathrooms either. We have 3 bathrooms and 2 people. Yet whenever I am in the bathroom Aya likes to stroll on in and start a full on conversation or wait until I am done showering. Like she can't leave me alone for 5 minutes. When we remodel the master bathroom I am going to make it MY bathroom just for me. Not for the kid. Not for Aya. Just me. The king and his throne! Peace at last!!
5 comments:
Miles,
If you think you don't have privacy now, just wait until you have kids.
No kidding... When Miles Jr. is about 2 years old, He'll be yelling "I want to see! I want to see!" while you sit on your throne.
tom & sao;
yes, i don't mind being bothered by a child who is just curious and doesn't understand privacy.
your wife not understanding privacy is a whole different matter.
plus, if my little bean wants to see loads of dookie i don't mind sharing! =)
Miles,
Never mind about the loads of dookie. Imagine your kid trying to touch you package while your taking a leak, trying to put their hand in the stream, climbing across your legs while you and your wife are enjoying a little nookie, how about a little vomit on your pillow while your sleeping, not public enough, how about an alien vomit attack in front of hundreds of people at a ski resort, I could go on forever but I'll let you experience all the joys of parenthood first hand when Aya jr. is born.
tom-
yes apparently i did all those things when i was a kid as well. i am looking forward to it. i can't wait to see aya jr throw up on her!!
ahhh the joys of parenthood.
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